- Every American deserves a free rationing coupon
- One sack of beets and potatoes a month for the middle class
- It's not your money, it's the government's
- The Constitution doesn't cut it anymore
- Put an end to Bush's economic boom
- We need Central Planning and one-party rule
- You will love my five year plans
- Terrorists? Let's chat
Reduce dependence on foreign oil by making domestic pixie juice
- I'll do all the thinking for you
- I'll tax you into prosperity
- I'll be respected abroad and feared at home
- Send me CA$H and get Bill Clinton as your next co-president ABSOLUTELY FREE!
- Power to the Proper People!