Monday, August 22, 2005

France at war with American Bull Frog! General Kermit declares French Retreat Eminent.

Agence France-Presse released a story today with the following lead in:

PICTURE this: French hunters stealing out at night in pairs, one with a torch to light up the eyes of their prey, the other armed with a .22 calibre rifle equipped with a telescopic sight and a silencer.

Their quarry? Invaders from the United States - bullfrogs, to be precise…

If history is any indication, this American occupation could last for quite some time. That is of course unless the press starts running stories of Miss Piggy camping out in Crawford, calling the French-Frog War a quagmire and demanding that Kermit be sent home.


Craig DeLuz

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